Saturday, May 20, 2006

The Lib'rals "BLUE ALBUM" SPECIAL EDITION (Side A)

THE LIBRALS
"BLUE ALBUM"

SPECIAL EDITION

SIDE A




1. BACK IN THE USA NOW
Based on "Back in the USSR"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Jeffrey and Brandon

[Fade in with recordings of military jets and bombs dropping segueing directly into...]

Flew into Topeka and it made me sad
God it was a horrid sight
On the way my fading rights were on my mind
Man I had a dreadful fright
I'm back in the USA Now
You don't know how loony they are, guy
Back in the USA Now

Been away too long I used to love the place
Feels odd to be back home
Now the crazy Neocons are on my case
Did they really tap the phone?
I'm back in the USA Now
You don't know how loony they are guy,
Back in the USA Now

Oh, the NSA really got hyped up
They listen all the time
And the CIA likes to cover up
The Fuhrer's always on its mind

I'm back in the USA now
You don't know how loony they are guy
Back in the USA now

Take me to the Fuhrer's haunt in Crawford South
Welcome to his funny farm
Listen to the leader; hear him bitch and shout
Watch your civil rights get harmed
I'm back in the USA now
You don't know how loony they are boy
Back in the USA now

[Ends cold amidst the screeching sounds of jets landing and bombs exploding, leading directly into the opening chords of...]

2. OH REILLY!
Based on "Dear Prudence"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon and Jeffrey


Oh Reilly, won't you grow up today
Oh Reilly, whatcha got to say?
Your time is up, your sponsors gone
Your talk is cheap, and it's no more fun
Oh Reilly, won't you grow up today?

Oh Reilly, open up your mind
Oh Reilly, stop the heated lies
Your truth is nil, your callers quit
You rant and rave, you're full of shit
Oh Reilly, won't you open up your mind?

Come around round
Come around round
Come around

Oh Reilly, do you have a soul?
Oh Reilly, are you really whole?
Your tarnished fame will crash and burn
Because you never stop and learn
Oh Reilly, do you really have a soul?

3. Sociopath
Based on "Glass Onion"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon, Brian, and Kyle


We told you about [the] Iraqi fields
The place you say the killing ain't real
Well here's another lie you can spin
The U.S. will win
Hearing from Scooter McClellan
Tell us why the bombing goes on
Listen to a sociopath

We warned you about impending disaster
You said "don't worry think peace ever after"
Well here's another lie for you friend
The Bush War will end
Listen to the goons on the road trip
Telling us the news ain't all [that] bad
Listen to a sociopath

Civil War is coming on faster
Who gives a damn because George is our master
Living with a sociopath
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Living with a sociopath!

We told you about the hawks on the kill
We tell you folks they're scheming there still
But here's another way to do well
Say "Bush go to Hell"
Never mind the daily explosions
He says the news is all good
Listen to a sociopath


4. THEY LIE HERE, THEY LIE THERE
Based on "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Jeffrey and Brandon


Cheney is a master of the Neocons
Rummy says the war will never cease
Condy is a fool who goes on and on
And Georgie blabs on, he's a monkey on a leash

CHORUS
They lie here, they lie there, they lie on, ja!
Ja Ja how the Reich goes on
They kill here, they lie there, death goes on, ja!
Ja Ja how the Reich goes on!

Georgie says be patient 'cause there's so much more
Condy says that we should never dread
Rummy is a psycho, he's a warfare whore
And Cheney blathers when we cover up the dead

CHORUS

In a couple of years they are proven wrong, yes wrong
With all the boys coming home sweet home in a graveyard so
Cold, alone.

[ Snippet of Bush's grunting, pig like laughter]

Mis'ry ever after in the White House place
Cheney says he'll never change a stand
People say, "Hey Georgie man, we hate your face,"
And as they're falling they say, "George was not our man."

CHORUS

And if you think it's funny
They lie here and they lie there!

5. 'NOTHER LIE!
Baed on "Wild Honey Pie"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon


'Nother lie! 'nother lie!
'Nother lie! 'nother lie!
etc

[Fade out and segue into the opening chords of]


6. LORD OF THE KILL
Based on "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Brandon and Daniel G


CHORUS:
Hey, Lord of the Kill!
Did what you will
George of the Kill
Hey, Lord of the Kill
Did what you will,
George of the Kill

He went campaigning with a smirk, a lie, and Carl Rove
He broke the bottle and he prayed to God above
But found a gospel based on hate instead of love
Listen to the lies

CHORUS

He said he would unify he never would divide
And then we went to war with facts he could not hide
More people die each day, George takes it all in stride
Listen to the lies

CHORUS

He said we'd wage a war for weapons that weren't there
He said we'd fight this thing 'cause Hussein wouldn't dare
If it's for Freedom I wish he'd leave a little here!
Listen to the lies


CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS and fade


7. While My Young Heart Gently Bleeds
Based on "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
By George Harrison
New Lyrics by Kyle and Brandon


I look in your eyes and I see you deceiving
While our young hearts gently bleed
I look at the truth and I see it's been weeping
Still our young hearts gently bleed
I don't know how you were converted
You were perverted too
I don't know why we weren't alerted
We were diverted too

I look at your soul and I see you're not learning
While our young hearts gently bleed
With each new mistake can't you see we are yearning?
Still our young hearts gently bleed
I don't know why; nobody told me
How to resist your will
I can't say why; nobody warned me
That we would mourn and kill

Our strength has been waned and the man is left wishing
While our young hearts gently bleed
Our honor is gone and our faith is diminished
And our young hearts gently bleed

8. HONESTY IS A NEW VOICE
Based on "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon


He's not a man who catches much
No no no no no no no no
He's well acquainted with an Oxycontin bottle
Like and addict on his fav'rite fix

The loser on the air with a flapping, wagging tongue
That's a national shame
Barking in his glory like a rabid dog
With a foaming mouth
An imitation of a human being
Takes and takes but doesn't give a damn

I need some truth cause I'm feelin' down
Free from the crap of this fading clown
I need some truth 'cause I'm feelin' down
Air America is on the air!
Air America is on the air!
Air America is on the air!
Air America is on the air

Honesty is a new voice
Rush Rush, bye bye
Honesty is a new voice
Bush Bush, bye bye
When I hear you in my car
And I hear those opinions from the left wings
The Neocons can do me no harm because
Honesty is a new voice

Bonus Track
What A Shame "W"
Based on What's the New Mary Jane"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Brandon


His ratings are getting too low
He telling the crew where to go
Titanic will soon be a wreck
Decider move chairs on the deck

CHORUS:
What a shame W
Is a pain for the party
What a shame W
What a shame W
Is a pain for the party.

CHORUS

The decisions are getting too hard
Se he dumping on poor Andrew Card
Georgie no longer beholden
He tapping Joshua Bolten

CHORUS

Mister Bolten he join the Bush band
He take pictures of W's hands
So McClellan say "Please let me go."
They dump Scooter, they get Tony Snow

CHORUS

God what a crew now!

CHORUS

The FOX in the hen house is here
Hand photos are nothing to fear.

CHORUS

CHORUS: repeating and fading with increasing reverberation and distortion as it fades out.

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