Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Does The Political Climate Have You Worried



Does the political climate have you worried about your family's future?
 
With tyranny on the rampage and a sociopathic (p)resident who claims the right to render, torture, or even murder American citizens without legal consequences, you, as a member of the loyal opposition to rising fascism, may well have rendered what will happen to your family and loved ones if you are kidnapped by covert agents of the illegitimate regime in Washington
 
Wouldn't you like to know that the people you leave behind will be supported financially while you are being stripped, shocked, or water-boarded?  Wouldn't you like to know that your family and loves ones will benefit from a guaranteed level of financial security while you are being forced to masturbate in front of contracted, private interrogators who have just inserted a plastic broom handle in your anal orifice?
 
We at the Rapture Health, Life, and Automotive Insurance Company believe that we have a solution to this potential problem
 
Disappearance Insurance.
 
In the event that the sociopaths, malignant narcissists, and dyed in the wool totalitarians who compose this increasingly megalomaniacal rogue regime should kidnap you for political, personal, or any nonterrorist-related reason, your designated beneficiary will be guaranteed substantial monthly income for each month that your are rendered and/or tortured.
 
For a nominal fee of $666 per month, your designated beneficiary will receive no less than $1,400, but no more than $5,000 per month until such time as you are either released or executed.  
 
Act now!   With the rising tide of fascism those who speak out in favor of true American values are in ever increasing danger.
 
For more information, please call our Disappearance Policy Hotline at 1-800-FULINYU or send us an email at newpolicydept.upyursbush@rapturethis.com .
 
You may also write to us at our regular mailing address.
 
The Rapture Health, Life, and Automotive Insurance Company
New Disappearance Policy Division
P. O. Box 7734
Westbury, Wisconsin  53666-7734
 
Please be so kind as to include your name, address, and daytime phone number.
 
Act now--before it's too late
 
Brandon Praetor
 
CEO of The  Rapture Health, Life, and Automotive Insurance Company
 
 

1 comment:

Advocate1 said...

Now that's damned good!