Friday, October 27, 2006

DEVOLVER--DISC TWO

DEVOLVER
DISC TWO
 
1.  SHE CAN IMITATE THEM
Based on "For No One"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel

 
She left wing, she right wing
She will gladly tell you one thing or another
Oh she can imitate them
 
The wind bag, the old hag
She dumps all her pride in Democratic values
When she can imitate them
 
CHORUS
But in her words we hear nothing
No sign of truth behind the smile
Flashed for no one
Another phony put on smile
 
Her war talk; it won't walk
She sounds more like Bush and Cheney out campaigning'
Oh she can imitate them
 
CHORUS
 
The allure of torture
She will side with Rice and Rummy in a heartbeat
Oh she can imitate them
 
For Glamour, for power
Doesn't anybody know the real Misses Clinton
Oh she can imitate them
 
CHORUS
End Cold


2.  RICE
Based on "Rain"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel


When the war comes
She kindah gets confused
And runs to buy some shoes
When the war comes
When the war comes

When the bombs fall
She suddenly goes moot
And runs to bu some boots
When the bombs fall
When the bombs fall

CHORUS:
Rice------
She don't mind
Rice-----
The sale's fine

When the blood flows,
She won't do what she should
But pumps they sure look good
When the blood flows
When the blood flows

CHORUS

When the kids die
She's running from the mines
But Prada will do fine
When the kids die
When the kids die

Rice now
Sure looks good in spiked heels
Rice.....)
(REPEATING AND FADING}



3.  IRAQ IS FINE DEAR
Based on "I Want to Tell You"
By George Harrison
New lyrics by Jeffrey and Brian


Iraq is fine, dear
Fanatics there say "God, I'm free!"
I don't mind
In due time they'll come to worship me!

Iraq is fine dear
Saddam is gone but chaos reigns
That's okay
Profit first could make us look insane

But if my action seems absurd
It's only me I break my word
I'll be confusing you

Iraq is fine, dear
Civilians die, but that's all right
No big deal
We'll be there forever might males right

Sometimes you think I came from hell
But if I tell the truth I'll scare you
You'll never comprehend

I'll be a god now!
To disobey means you will die!
No more grief
Death en mass will never make me cry

Make me cry
I won't cry
Make me cry
I won't cry
REPEATING AND FADING
 
 
4.  JOHNNY MACKENZIE
Based on "Eleanor Rigby"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Kyle

God pity all the broken people
God pity all the mourning people

Johnnie MacKenzie signs up for war in a school
Where recruiters have been
Buying a dream
Goes off for training learning to kill
From madmen who love blood, death, and gore
What is it for?
All the broken people, where do they all come from?
All the mourning people, how do they all go on?
 
Mother MacKenzie watching a program sees
Photos no mother should see.
How can it be?
Watching him dying, bleeding from wounds
In his heart while the camera stares
Leaders don't care
All the broken people, where do they all come from
All the mourning people, how do they all go on?

God pity all the broken people
God pity all the mourning people

Johnny MacKenzie was killed in Iraq and was
Hidden along with his flag
Meaningless rag
Mary MacKenzie, wiping the tears from her eyes
When she prays at the grave
Who has been saved?
All the broken people, where do they all come from
All the mourning people, how do they all go on?

 
5.  WAR MAN
Based on "Taxman"
By George Harrison
New Lyrics by Brandon and Kyle
 
Let me show you how I can be
Come risk your life to serve for me
Cause I'm the war man!
Yeah I'm the war man!
 
I put my morals on the shelf
I never served a day myself
But I'm a war man!
Yeah, I'm a war man!
 
If you lose your arms don't claw or grope
If you lose your legs  don't cry or mope
If you lose your mind you'll have to cope
If you lose your life you're out of hope
 
War man!
 
Cause I'm a war man!
Yeah I'm a war man
 
Don't ask me what you're fighting for
Don't ask Mister Rove
You'll get a line but nothing more
New line, Mister Bush!
Cause I'm a war man!
Yeah I'm a war man
 
Now my advice to those who serve
You better know I've got some nerve
(Not you Mister Bush!)
And you're dying for no one but me....
 
 
 
6.  IN OUR STRIFE
Based on "Michelle"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brian
 
There's a truth, it goes unspoken
In the strife
The lies have changed
They go on and on forever
Crudely made, they seem too strange
But his half truths had a purpose
His quest for power, he deceived us all
We believed him, that's our failing
The phony God will surely fall
 
But in all his mass deception
There is no lie compares to this
If you only try and trust me
I'll show you pain can be your bliss
Though we know he  won't forgive defection
Of kind-hearted folk who see the lie
We know he wants to male them suffer
In the strife he let's more die
 
Though we know he'll never be forgiven
For walking away from warfare whores
We know the man who's mad will try and stop us
Madmen love the pain much more
Madmen love the pain much more
 
 
 
7.  GEORGE
Based on "Girl"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon and Daniel

 
Is there anyone left who's going to believe the story
About the freedom that he took away
He's the kind thug who lies so much it makes you angry
And you'd wish he'd up and walk away
Ah George!
George
George!
 
When I think of all the lives
He threw away for pleasure
He will find a way to hype the war
And he promises the world to us and I remember
That he's just an alcoholic whore
Ah  George
Ah George
Ah George
 
He's the kind of guy who loves the war
And gives you more
You feel a fool
When you say it's just a trick
He looks for help from Tricky Dick
He's cruel cruel cruel cruel
Ah George
Ah George
Ah George
 
Was he told when he was young that pain would
Give him pleasure
Did he understand it when they said
That a man must do his best, defend the Constitution
Did it ever sink into his head?
Ah George
Ah George
Ah George
 
 
8.  IN OUR STRIFE
Based on "Michelle"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brian

 
There's a truth, it goes unspoken
In the strife
The lies have changed
They go on and on forever
Crudely made, they seem too strange
But his half truths had a purpose
His quest for power, he deceived us all
We believed him, that's our failing
The phony God will surely fall
 
But in all his mass deception
There is no lie compares to this
If you only try and trust me
I'll show you pain can be your bliss
Though we know he  won't forgive defection
Of kind-hearted folk who see the lie
We know he wants to male them suffer
In the strife he let's more die
 
Though we know he'll never be forgiven
For walking away from warfare whores
We know the man who's mad will try and stop us
Madmen love the pain much more
Madmen love the pain much more
 
 
9.  YES
Based on "Wait"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney]
New Lyrics by Brandon and Jeffrey

 
You were a rich boy
Oh joy, Mama can't care
And you screw up
So what?  Papa's right there
 
CHORUS
Yes you will pay back for your crimes
Yes and maybe do some time'
 
You were a war whore
Got more blood on your hands
And when you got bored
Oh Lord, bombed a new land
 
I think it's true
And so do you
That you've been sick
As sick as you can be
It's up to you
Your reign is through
Here's hoping you
will not go free
 
It's been a long time
Don't cry, just go away
It's been six years now
Oh how, you went astray
 
CHORUS
 
I think it's true
You know it too
That you were bad
As bad as you could be
We're sick of you
No trust in you;  Here's hoping you
Will not go free
 
So when you're thrown out
Don't pout, never look back
And if you feel sad
Too bad, you're just a hack
 
CHORUS
So if you're in chains
Your pain, own it yourself
You did your own crime
Do time, do it yourself.
 
 
10.  I NEED VINDICATION
Based on "If I Needed Someone"
By George Harrison
New Lyrics by Jeffrey

 
If I needed vindication
I'd be trying to invade Iran
I need vindication
 
If you let me work my weak will
Then I guess you'll give me troops to kill
I need vindication
If it weren't Election Day
I might have found another way
But I have to follow Karl Rove
 
Send out forces to Iran
And maybe I will get a vote from you
I need vindication
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhh
 
If you let me launch a new war
Then I'll be a psychopathic whore
I need vindication
It if weren't Election Day
I might have ruled them anyway
Oh I love to follow Karl Rove
 
Send your children to Iran
And you will get a hard, cold stare from me
I need vindication
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhh
 
 
11.  I'M ONLY SHAMING
Based on "I'm Only Sleeping"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel

 
When I ran for Congress I was yearning
Damn that kid, I'm still burning
Diddling in the middle of the night
What went wrong?  This ain't right.
 
Don't forsake me
No, don't blame me
I won't run away
That would be shaming
 
Maybe it'll sound a little corny
That's too bad, I just got horny
Never did a thing like this before
So I prey and lust for more
(lust for more)
 
Please don't spoil my fame
The Foley name
Because you know
I'm only shaming
 
Losing my mind as my fingers embrace the keyboard
IMS now
 
Sitting here a sweating and a reeling
Fending off the creepy feeling
 
Please don't run my name
I'll take the blame
Because you know
I'm only shaming
 
Only s ixteen but is he wearing shorts of boxers?
Find out in time
 
Now they're calling Foley pornographic
Oh my God!  This got tragic
Now they that Foley's out of line
Jesus Christ, it's a crime
 
Please don't ruin my fame
The Foley name
Because we know
I'm only shaming
 
 
12.  BOY STALKER
Based on "Day Tripper"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon

 
Got a good season
For kicking the G.O.P. out
Got a good season
For kicking the  G.O.P. out now
There was a boy stalker
They covered for him yeah
It took us too long to find out
But we found out
 
Family Values
Played with himself in the dark
Family Values
Leaving a torturous mark now
He was a boy stalker
They covered for him yeah
It took us too long to find out
But we found out
 
How many knew it
Hastert and Boner and Frist
How many knew it
Anyone Foley had known now
He was a boy stalker
They covered for him yeah
It took us too long to find out
But we found out
 
Boy stalker
Boy stalker damn
Boy Stalker
Boy Stalker damn
(Repeating and fading)
 
 
13.  WE WILL VOTE FREE
Based on "You Won't See Me"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by  Brandon

 
If we go to vote
You act enraged
You have lied enough
Please act your age
We won't lose the rights
We fought so hard to find
And you have lost your mind
So we will will vote free
We will vote free
We will vote free
 
We don't know how you          
Have stemmed the tide                         
But the votes we cast                        
And thrown aside                    
You don't want to say       
The right you've thrown away         
But we can vote today              
And we will vote free                       
We will vote free                          
 
Time after time
You go on with all your bleating
We wouldn't mind
If it weren't for all your cheating
 
The machines are rigged
They're filled with lies
And since we got you
We wonder why
Yes it seems too wrong
Guys, you don't belong
But we will all move on
And we will vote free
We will vote free
 
Time after time
You go on with all your bleating
We wouldn't mind
If it weren't for right wing cheating
 
But your days are few
They're filled with fears
Yes we're on to you
In your final years
Oh it's been too long
Soon you will be gone
And the Reich goes down
And we will vote free
We will vote free
 
Good, fucking good bye
Good, fucking goodbye
[Repeat and Fade]
 
 
14.  GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF MY LIFE
Based on "Got to Get You Into My Life"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon and Brian
 
Another night of pain and fright
You had to shred the Constitution
The Bill is done, our rights are gone
You're gonna start your Inquisition
 
Ooh Then suddenly I see you
Ooh, I see the evil in you
Ant-Jesus guides you every day
 
The number six, the dirty tricks
You talk compassion you are cruel
They came to hear, you played their fear
So use the Christians, call them fools
 
Ooh, then suddenly we see you
Ooh , we see the evil in you
Anti-Jesus guides you every day
 
Got to get you out of my life
 
You did it well, now back to hell
Adieu to perverts, thugs, and liars
You GOP will let us be
You're going home where flames are higher
 
Ooh then we suddenly see you
Ooh, we see the evil in you
Anti-Jesus burn in Hell each day
 
Got to get you out of my life
Got to get you out of my life
 
Another night, no pain or fright
We're living by the Constitution
Our rights are back, we can't be slack
We had to stop the Inquisition
 
So we'll be waiting for you
Yes I'll be watching for you
Every single day...
 

 
15.  I SAID I SAID
Based on "She Said She Said"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Kyle 

 
I said, "I knew what it's like to have rights
I knew what it is to be free
But they're using the war to take my freedom away
 
I said, "Do we need a Patriot Act?"
Acts that make me stifle my words
And they're using the war to take my freedom away
 
Dick said, "you shut up and do what I say!"
I said "Go buzz off you're wrong"
I will not obey.   This is not a Reich
This is not a Reich
 
I said, "You will reap the seeds that you sow."
I know that you're scheming again
And you're using the war to take my freedom away.
 
Don said, "You don't know the power I wield"
I said, "Yes, I know you're strong"
I will not obey.   You were never right
You were never right
 
I said
I said" I will not abandon my rights"
[I know what it is to be free
 
I know that you're scheming again..
I know that you're scheming again...
(REPEATING AND FADING)
 
 
16.  LET THE BASTARDS KNOW
Based on "Tomorrow Never Knows"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by  Brandon Jeffrey and Kyle
 
Turn off the noise, gear up and use your voice
They have been lying.   They have been lying.
 
Reclaim your rights and send the bastards home.
It is relieving.   It is relieving.
 
Clean the Congress of the Profiteers
It is timing.  It is timing,
 
Rights for all and rights for everyone
We are claiming.  We are claiming.
 
Bigotry and hate will lose the day
They are failing.   They are failing.
 
Homophobes and racists rue the day
They are writhing,  They are writhing,
 
So play the game of freedom to the end
It is rising.  It is rising.
It is rising. It is rising.
REPEATING AND FADING
 

DEVOLVER-- DISC ONE

DEVOLVER
DISC ONE


1.  WE ALL LIVE IN A NAZI LOONY BIN
Based on "Yellow Submarine"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon and Jeffrey


In the town where George was born
No one told him what he should be
And he threw away his life
Smoking weed that was so green
So he prayed unto the son
Til he found a God extreme
And he ruled as if reborn  
In a land that was not free

CHORUS:

We all live in a Nazi loony bin!
A Nazi loony bin!
A Nazi loony bin!
U.S.A. is a Nazi loony bin!
A Nazi loony bin!
A Nazi loony bin!

And his friends are all adored
Only one of them, a male whore
And the press began to sing

[Opening bars of "Deutschland Uber Alles" played on an out of tune German marching band, then directly into...]

CHORUS:

Leading directly into

[Instrumental performance of the opening verse overdubbed with excerpts from a Nuremberg Party Rally, replete with Hitler bellowing and a crowd cheering "SIEG HEIL!  SIEG HEIL!"  This to be overdubbed with the sounds of Stukas dive bombing, machine guns firing, and bombs exploding leading directly into...]   

And the times are full of sleaze
While the Neocons do as they please
And he lives a life of ease
Killing young GIs can be a breeze

CHORUS

REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE OUT


2.  WHAT WENT WRONG
Based on "What Goes On?"
By John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Richard Starkey
New Lyrics by Brandon


CHORUS
What went wrong with your heart?
What went wrong with your mind?
Shells are ripping them apart
As you tell another lie
Is that praise that you will find
What made you so unkind?

On Saturday I heard you
As you chose another course
But when  listen to you
I can hear the same old source
It's too easy for for Herr Rove to spew a lie
No surprise

CHORUS

I see you on the TV
As you lie before the press
But now the tide is turning
And you're such a royal mess
It's too easy for the G.O.P. to lie
No surprise

What goes on in your heart

I see you put the party first
The country, oh it fell
You didn't even think it
When the soldiers went to hell
Did you mean to praise yourself while soldiers die
No surprise

CHORUS


3.  ISN'T IT GREAT?
Based on "Norwegian Wood"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel
  

I just found a God
Or should I say
Jesus found me
He taught me to prey
It's not too late
Isn't it great?

He told me to preach and he told me to bitch ev'ry where
I use the Good Book and it told me to hate but not share

Now I disdain blacks
Mexicans too
No love for Jews
And I spit on fags
Never ask why
Just let 'em die

Yes Jesus has changed me, The Lord God has shown me his work'
My friends have all left me they think I've become such a jerk.  
What else can I do?
All things will pass
Kissing God's ass
So, I prey all day
Seething in hate
Isn't it great?


4.  ACT LIKE A MAN
Based on "Run For Your Life"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by  Brandon


Well you're nothing but a brat little George
You're a punk with a pompous gait
You're an attitude on feet little George
With a heart that's filled with hate

CHORUS:
You better act like a man if you can little George
Tell the truth maybe once little George
When yah gonna get a spine
You're a coward, little George

Well you prove that you're a wicked guy
You were born with an evil mind
You let the servant in your life
Take the blame for all your crimes

CHORUS

Never learn a lesson
Never shame for what's been done
George you're psycho and a sadist
Perversion had a run

CHORUS

No you haven't got a spine to lead
You're a wimp like your dear old dad
You brag and boast you let others bleed
And the people, they were had

CHORUS

Oh no no no
No no no
No no no
(REPEATING AND FADING)

  
5.  HATE, FEAR, AND BE AWARE
Based on  "Here, There, and Everywhere"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Jeffrey and Brandon


To lead a greater Reich, I need to wallow in lies

Hate.  Bigotry should make us great
Mongering rage with a wave of my hand
Nobody can
Tell me that I shouldn't hate

Fear.  New Paranoia this year
Telling the people how scared they should be
I am still speaking, but nobody knows its fear

I tell them be aware
If they spread the word I know that I should never care
But to use them is to keep them unaware
Knowing that lies will be shared
Each one deceiving as truth ever dies
Look in their eyes, and tell them "yes, be aware."

I want them unaware
If they knew the truth I know that I would never dare
But to use them is to show them that I don't care
Knowing that truth is not shared
Suckers believing new lie after lie
Look in their eyes and tell them, "yes ,be aware"

I will hate there
Fear everywhere
Hate, fear, and be aware


6.  I'M WADING THROUGH YOU
Based on "I'm Looking Through You"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon


I'm wading through you.  What do I see
More right wing fussing, hyperbole
Ain't nothing different you never change
I'm wading through you, you're still deranged

Coulter is bitching.  I turn her off
Her mood is whiny.  I've had enough
Limbaugh is lying. What else is new?
I'm wading through you, the same old crew

Why, tell me why are you so damned uncouth
FOX would make Goebbels proud and Bill O'Reilly can't tell the truth

So Sean is griping.  What can he do?
The words are flowing.  The facts are few
The entertainment is always there
I'm wading through you, and you don't care

Why tell me why will you not give me news
Oh cash is the bottom line and what you spew gives me the blues

I'm wading through you; the facts are lite
I thought I knew you and I was right
Your propaganda will never change
I'm wading through you; you're still deranged

  
  
7.  JESUS
Based on "Michelle"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel


Jesus, My Lord
These are words that strike a right wing chord
Oh, My Lord

Jesus, My Lord
Guide me, tell me, when you want discord
Jesus, My Lord

I praise you, I praise you, I praise you
I never need to think
I push it to the brink and pray what you comprehend
Ah the rapture and the end.

Jesus, My Lord
Guide me, tell me, when you want discord
Jesus, My Lord

I heed you, I heed you, I heed you
Please tell me who to hate
I know that you are great
I need you so I am hoping you will come back soon
I praise you

Obey you, obey you, obey you!
You give me such a chill
I want to do your will
Until I do I ass kiss you so you'll comprehend

Jesus, My Lord
Guide me, tell me, when you want discord
Jesus My Lord
  
So I pray the only words I know that you comprehend
Hateful Lord.  
  
  
8.  WHAT WOULD JESUS THINK?
based on "And Your Bird Can Sing"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brian


You tell me that you're Christian, but I wonder
What would Jesus think?
No you don't fool me, you don't fool me

You tell me that you pray and you're close to God
What would Jesus think?
No you don't fool me, you don't fool me

When your word is broken and you lose your crown
You will pray for mercy.  Is it found?  Is it found?

When you need to murder and you seem unsound
Take a look for Jesus. He's around.  He's around

You tell me (that) you love God and you do his will
What would Jesus think?
No you don't fool me. You don't fool me.  
  
  
9.  CAN'T YOU WORK IT OUT?
Based on "We Can Work It Out"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon and Jeffrey


Try to get it right George
Two times three are six not a hundred-twenty-three
Try to get it right, George
It isn't crazy glue it's the Law of Gravity

Can't you work it out?
Can't you work it out?

Think of what you're thinking
Yes we evolved we did not come from Adam and Eve
Think of what you're thinking
Go and read the science not the myth you must believe

Can't you work it out?
Can't you work it out?

Facts are very hard and there's no sense
in all your denial my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
to waste a mind, my stupid friend.

Read another book, George
It's a globe of rock not an orb of lunar cheese
Read another Book George
The words are lengthy but will they bring you to your knees?

Can't you work it out?
Can't you work it out?

Facts are very hard and there's no sense
in all your denial my friend
I have always thought that it's a crime
to waste a mind, my stupid friend

Try to get it right George
We're on a turning sphere not a piece of pizza pie
Try to get it right George
We orbit around the sun don't you ever wonder why ?

Can't your work it out?
Can't you work it out?


10.  START A WAR
Based on "Drive My Car"
by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Jeffrey


Exxon told him here's what you can do
They said the fool is you
You better start jumpin' yah son of a bitch  
You can do something to make us rich

CHORUS
Sucker, you can start a war
Yes, we're gonna ask for more
Sucker you can start a war
And maybe we'll screw you!
  
Told the soldiers that our prospects were good  
They said "Georgie, we'll do what we should
Killing for Rummy is all good and fine
But we sure wish that you'd tell us why."

CHORUS

CHORUS

He told the boys they would never be foiled  
And they said "let's do it if won't be for oil."
He got his war but he hasn't a heart
Petroleum profits and that was smart

CHORUS

Boom Boom Boom Boom Yeah
Boom Boom Boom Boom Yeah  
[Repeating and fading] 


11.  WARFARE MAN
Based on "Nowhere Man"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Danny and Brandon


He's a bloody warfare man
Scheming ins his warfare land
Planning all his warfare plans for you and me  

He's as mad as he can be
Twisting up reality
Warfare man are you feeling at all?

Warfare man, you're dissin'
Warfare man, quit pissin'
The world, it was never at your command

He's a raving psychopath  
Led us down a twisted path
Isn't he what we don't want to be

Warfare man, we're worried
'Cause your mind seems blurry
Leave it it all 'til someone sane relieves your command

Has a crazy point of view  
Murders but he's never through
Isn't he what we don't want to be?

Warfare man won't listen
We all know what he's missing
The world, it was never at his command

He's a real warfare man
Scheming in his warfare land  
Planning all his warfare plans for ev'ryone
Planning all his warfare plans for ev'ryone
Planning all his warfare plans for ev'ryone


12.  PRAISE TO YOU
Based on "Love to You"
by George Harrison
New Lyrics by Brian


You promised so much more
Beyond the warfare lore
You're a threat to life and lib-er-ty
  
Tell tales while you can
You're not a real man

The truth is never sought
King George when were you bought?
And what you've done is evil certainly

You see the Rummy's frown
Dick Cheney wears your crown
They fill your head with what you want to be

They sing praise to you
They tell what to do

  
13.  UNCLE ALBERT
Based on "Doctor Robert"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New lyrics by Daniel


You like pain I guess you call Uncle Albert
Whips and chains he'll be there if there's pain at all Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert.  He's a sick and bitter man
Agony he understands
He does everything by plan, Uncle Albert

If you're up he'll kick you down, Uncle Albert
He'll shock your balls and he'll soak your head, Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert. He's a fiend who will deceive
Bleeding everyone he sees
We all need relief from Uncle Albert

CHORUS:
My my my Geneva is quaint
My my me he renders...Uncle Albert

Yes he works for a falling Reich, Uncle Albert  
He strips 'em down to watch 'em masturbate (it's) Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert.  He's a crazy kindah freak
Piercing screams don't make him weak
He's a sadist and a creep, Uncle Albert

CHORUS

REPEAT FIRST VERSE,  FADING.


14.  HEY THERE GITMO
Based on "Good Day Sunshine."
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel and Jeffrey


Hey there Gitmo!
Hey there Gitmo!
Hey there Gitmo!

You made me laugh
And when the lights are out
I got someone I can thrash about
It feels good
In a gruesome way
I'm a thug but not to John McCain

Hey there Gitmo!
Hey there Gitmo!
Hey there Gitmo

I take a stick
And the I beat them down
I get high as they hit the ground

The time is right
I got them in a cell
I get off when I'm raising hell
I'm feeling good
In a kinky way
I'm fucked up and it's another day

Good day Gitmo!
Good day Gitmo!
Good day Gitmo
(REPEATING AND FADING)

15.  PSYCHOPATH LEADER
Based on "Paperback Waiter"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Brandon

Psychopath leader (leader, leader)
Dear friends and neighbors will you take the time
To condemn the leader for his bloody crime
How he loves to hate, how he hates to love
How he mocks the Lord, so he's gonna be a psychopath leader
Psychopath leader!

It's a creepy story of a crazy man
And his thirst for blood that will never end
How he spread the war, how he spread the fear
It's a heinous job, but he's gonna be a psychopath leader
Psychopath leader!

With too many dead and it's all too few
He'll be killing more in a day or two
He may torture first, 'cause it's been the style
Pain is like a fix, and he's gonna be a psychopath leader
Psychopath leader!

If he gets the urges, he will kill us all
And he says I'm Holy" as the bodies fall
He will cut more taxes when the soldiers die
He will celebrate and he's gonna be a psychopath leader
Psychopath leader
Psychopath leader
[REPEATING AND FADING


16.  THE TURD, ROVE
Based on "The Word"
By John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Daniel


Speak a lie and be like me
Let my power set you free
hear the story that I wove
Gave you heard the spinner Rove?
I'm so fine!  It's all mine!
I'm the turd, Rove
In the beginning you misunderstood
I run the show and I drain all the good
(I'm The Turd, Rove!)

Spread the lie, and be like me
Take your rights to make you free
Hear the hate that I have wove
Have you heard the spinner Rove
I'm so great, it's too late
I'm The Turd, Rove
When I go out  I hear people say
He baits the homos but his step dad was gay
(I'm The Turd, Rove)

Hear me speak and feel my might
Click your heels for my (little) Reich
I will pray to God up above
Although God is me, Karl  Rove
I'm unfair. I don't care
I'm The Turd Rove
But if you think what I say is a lie
I'll make sure all the dissidents cry
(I'm The Turd, Rove)

Give the world a chance to see
That The Shrub is under me
It's the world I'm dreaming of
You down there, me up above
I defile!  A Sieg Heil

For The Turd, Rove
I'm The Turd, Rove
I'm The Turd, Rove
I'm The Turd, Rove
 

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Letter From Kevin Tillman

The following letter was written by Kevin Tillman, brother of the late Patrick Tillman.  Please click on PEACE, EARTH, and JUSTICE NEWS to view the complete article.
 
 
It is Pat's birthday on November 6, and elections are the day after.  It gets me thinking about a conversation I had with Pat before we joined the military.  He spoke about the risks with signing the papers.  How once we committed, we were at the mercy of the American leadership and the American people. How we could be thrown in a direction not of our
volition.  How fighting as a soldier would leave us without a voice... until we get out.
 
Much has happened since we handed over our voice: Somehow we were sent to invade a nation because it was a direct threat to the American people, or to the world, or harbored terrorists, or was involved in the September 11 attacks, or received weapons-grade uranium from Niger, or had mobile weapons labs, or WMD, or had a need to be liberated, or we needed to establish a democracy, or stop an insurgency, or stop a civil war we created that can't be called a civil war even though it is. Something like that.
 
Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is.
 
Somehow our elected leaders were subverting international law and humanity by setting up secret prisons around the world, secretly kidnapping people, secretly holding them indefinitely, secretly not charging them with anything, secretly torturing them.

 Somehow that overt policy of torture became the fault of a few "bad apples" in the military.
 
Somehow back at home, support for the soldiers meant having a five-year-old kindergartener scribble a picture with crayons and send it overseas, or slapping stickers on cars, or lobbying Congress for an extra pad in a helmet.  It's interesting that a soldier on his third or fourth tour should care about a drawing from a five-year-old; or a faded sticker on a car as his friends die around him; or an extra pad in a helmet, as if it will protect him when an IED throws his vehicle 50 feet into the air as his body comes apart and his skin melts to the seat.
 
Somehow the more soldiers that die, the more legitimate the illegal invasion becomes.  
 
Somehow American leadership, whose only credit is lying to its people and illegally invading a nation, has been allowed to steal the courage, virtue and honor of its soldiers on the ground.
 
Somehow those afraid to fight an illegal invasion decades ago are allowed to send soldiers to die for an illegal invasion they started.
 
Somehow faking character, virtue and strength is tolerated.
 
Somehow profiting from tragedy and horror is tolerated.
 
Somehow the death of tens, if not hundreds, of thousands of people is tolerated.
 
Somehow subversion of the Bill of Rights and The Constitution is tolerated.
 
Somehow suspension of Habeas Corpus is supposed to keep this country safe.
 
Somehow torture is tolerated.
 
Somehow lying is tolerated.
 
Somehow reason is being discarded for faith, dogma, and nonsense.
 
Somehow American leadership managed to create a more dangerous world.
 
Somehow a narrative is more important than reality.
 
Somehow America has become a country that projects everything that it is not and condemns everything that it is.
 
Somehow the most reasonable, trusted and respected country in the world has become one of the most irrational, belligerent, feared, and distrusted countries in the world.
 
Somehow being politically informed, diligent, and skeptical has been replaced by apathy through active ignorance.
 
Somehow the same incompetent, narcissistic, virtueless, vacuous, malicious criminals are still in charge of this country.
 
Somehow this is tolerated.
 
Somehow nobody is accountable for this.
 
In a democracy, the policy of the leaders is the policy of the people.  So don't be shocked when our grandkids bury much of this generation as traitors to the nation, to the world and to humanity.  Most likely, they will come to know that "somehow" was nurtured by fear, insecurity and indifference, leaving the country vulnerable to unchecked, unchallenged
parasites.
 
Luckily this country is still a democracy.   People still have a voice.   People still can take action.   It can start after Pat's birthday.
 
 
Brother and Friend of Pat Tillman,
 
Kevin Tillman
 
 
 

Saturday, October 07, 2006

We Have All Been Raped

Is anyone really surprised by the fact that a right wing Republican would try to exploit teenage boys?   The example set at the top of this Administration has been one of bigotry, war-mongering, power hoarding, and exploitation since our Fuhrer Select was placed in office by the Extreme Court.  
 
This after all is a sociopathic administration which practices deceit as a virtue and which views torture as a positive American value, and above all else, cravespower and denies personal responsibility in the same way that a crack addict craves his drug of choice.
 
On past occasions Brandon (i.e. Praetorone) has suggested that George W. Bush is a dry drunk, that he may have given up the addictive chemical substances, but still retains all the psychological characteristics of a drinking alcoholic.  The only difference between then and now is that the George W. Bush of yesterday was a chemical addict.   The George W. Bush of the 21st Century is a power addict who will do or say anything,  to satisfy his personal longing for and addiction to power.
 
In a way I can actually sympathize with George W. Bush.   He's a lonely, frightened man of little talent, who has learned to manipulate the people around him, and who enjoys projecting the image of a tough, swaggering leader, but in the inside he is morally, spiritually, and intellectually empty; a bloated mediocrity who has truly begun to believe in his own greatness.   By the same token this (p)resident, who is too simple minded to view life in anything except in terms of black and white, has set an agenda of demonizing anyone and everything which disagrees with him, even in the slightest nuance.   Or did we forget that this was the same totalitarian leader who once said that he "doesn't do nuance?"   
 
On our blog we often remind our readers that the only way George W. Bush, his Administration, and his authoritarian followers would ever tell the truth would be if they were to do so by accident, and that was one of the few times when George W. Bush let the truth slip.
 
George W. Bush truly does not do nuance; nor does he listen to alternative ideas.   He despises the idea of debate, showing intense anxiety or even outright hostility when he is challenged on his often delusional facts, most of which are mere fantasies in the first place.   Moreover, George W. Bush and the Totalitarian (I just can't bring myself to call it the Republican any more) Party truly believes that if you don't dot and cross every "i" and "t" in the same narrow minded way that they do you must be a force of evil.   Sadly this has become a trait within the Totalitarian Party itself, and it now seems as if Gays and Lesbians have once again been chosen as the scapegoats for their phony indignation, which as any sane American will tell you, is little more than verbal harassment/persecution to energize the rabidly fanatical base of the Totalitarian Party.
 
It is no secret that I am an open and out of the closet homosexual.  I make no apologies for this because I truly believe that I have nothing to apologize for.  My partner and I own a house together.   We are active in a wide variety of community activities; my partner owns an expanding and prosperous business, and I recently quit what was becoming a very profitable job to care for my adoptive mother who is currently recovering from and undergoing followup treatment after a radical mastectomy.   We have two cats and a basset hound; we garden; we enjoy music and politics, and we are currently looking into the possibility of joining a local church.   We do not pose nude in public water fountains, or have wild orgies (unlike Bush and his cronies who started an orgy of death and destruction in Iraq for profit and power) and we certainly do not molest nor harass children.
 
But now the Republican House Leadership has been caught with its collective and proverbial pants down.   It appears as if yet another right wing hypocrite has been caught abusing a position of power--this time sending suggestive emails to young, Republican pages.   And when I listened to the news last night before going to bed I learned that Mister Foley not only sent emails about masturbation and boxer shorts, he also made occasional appearances at the Page Dormitory, took at least one of these kids for a ride,  and bought him ice cream.   And I'm still wondering about the one email in which Foley talks about a trip to San Diego.  In other words, this went a little beyond sexually explicit emails.   It now appears as if Foley actually had some kind of contact with these youth.   Whether it was sexual or not I don't know so I shall reserve judgement on that particular aspect of the case until such time as more facts are made available.
 
But the part that is driving me absolutely crazy is the manner--the utterly hysterical and obscene way--in which the right wing propaganda machine is trying to smear gay males as dyed in the wool pedophiles.  Anne Coutler, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Tony Perkins, James Dobson, Pat Robertson:  every right wing weasel, scum bag, and congenital liar you care to mention has been spewing the usual bald faced lies about the homosexual community.
 
So before someone can come over here and use the same kind of rhetoric against gays that Hitler used against the Jews against the 1930s (and it IS the same kind of rhetoric, don't kid yourselves) I thought it might be useful to spin something that the Totalitarian Party, by virtue of inexperience, if incapable of spinning.
 
The truth.
 
First, let's get our facts straight.   The phony studies that claim to "prove" that gay men are more likely to molest children?  Forget about them.   The studies that are almost invariably cited by the Radical Christian Reich stem from truly shoddy "research" by either Paul Cameron[1], Judith Reisman [2], or Steve Badlwin [3].  Their research has been discredited and debunked at nearly every turn, but that doesn't stop the Radical Christian Right from spinning their discredited "facts" when it serves the Totalitarian Party. 
 
Despite the disingenuous "research" on the right, there are a number of facts that cannot be denied.   In 1994 the peer-reviewed journal PEDIATRICS, in a study conducted by Dr. Carole Jenny at the University of Colorado Health Sciences Center came to the following conclusion(s).  [4]
 
*1 out of 219 girls was molested by a lesbian.
 
*1 out of 50 boys was molested by a gay male
 
*8 out of 10 girls was molested by a man who was or had been in a heterosexual relationship with the child's mother or another relatives.
 
*3 out of 4 boys (75 percent) were abused by males who were in heterosexual relationships with female relatives.
 
Only 2 percent of the boys in the study were molested by gay males.
 
98 percent of the boys in the study were molested by heterosexuals and of that number 75 percent were molested by heterosexual males KNOWN TO THE VICTIMS in an incestuous scenario.
 
0.05 percent of the girls in the study were molested by a lesbian.
 
99.5 percent of the girls in the study were molested by heterosexuals.  Of that number 80 percent were molested by heterosexual males KNOWN TO THE VICTIMS in an incestuous relationship
 
The subjects in the study were 269 sexually abused children who had been seen or treated at the Denver Children's Hospital over the course of one year. 
 
In other words, sexual orientation is not an issue as to who will molest children, but if you were to assign blame--if you absolutely had to speak as to who would be the most likely to molest a child it would be a heterosexual male who is close to the mother or another family member in an incestuous type of "relationship."  All I will add to this particular part of the conversation is this.   I know a number of people, both male and female, who were molested as children.   None of them grew up to become pedophiles themselves.   But, among those who are molested there is a very small subset of individuals who will indeed turn around and try to damage young men and women--their victims usually corresponding to the age at which they themselves were abused and damaged. I want to repeat that point here lest you think that all molestation victims will grow up to be child abusers.   A vast majority of the people who are molested go on to deal with their issues and do do not become pedophiles--a point that I wish the left would make when it discusses this very disturbing issue.
 
So what you may wonder, does this have to do with the Totalitarian Party and its craving for power.  
 
That much is obvious.  
 
Despite the sexual nature of the offenses, crimes like rape and child molesting are more about power than sexual gratification.   In those instances when an individual is molesting a child sexual orientation is not the main issue.   The main issue is one of power--of an individual with power manipulating, exploiting, and controlling a younger person who has no power in the abusive relationship.   And what is this administration addicted to?   Power.   What does this administration abuse at almost every turn?  Power.
 
We've heard it time and time again.   The Totalitarian Party is the Party of Personal Responsibility.   The Totalitarian Party is the Party of Family Values.  And yet, the only things that we have heard from the Totalitarian spin masters has been an ongoing attempt to deny a cover up while they shift the blame to the Gay community.   Personal Responsibility?  Family Values?   These people have yet to take responsibility for anything.   Hell, they have developed an MO that has been used so often and with such rapacity that it borders on obsessive compulsive behavior.  
 
First they lie.   When lying doesn't work they hesitantly admit the facts but then drag out some extenuating circumstance; and when the extenuating circumstances are revealed as outright distortions or prevarications they go on the offensive, accuse innocent others of what they have done themselves, and generally (try to) pollute the political atmosphere with so much confusing information that you barely know what the issue was to begin with.   
 
I personally have been amused by the fact that they have now tried to equate this issue with Bill Clinton's consenting relationship with an adult Monica Lewinski.   Sorry, guys.  What Bill Clinton did was bad, but what Foley did was worse.  And what the House Leadership is doing is worse. There's a huge difference between an adult, young woman, and a sixteen year old boy.   In sharp contrast, I have NOT been amused by the disgustingly rapacious way in which the Totalitarians have turned on their own pages.    While claiming that emails, which originated with Mister Foley were a part of a Democratic plot (talk about paranoid!) they were also disseminating "the list" which smeared the victims in this scandal.   In a throw back to the bad old days when we once blamed rape victims for the crimes of their assailants, the Totalitarians have opted to blame the victims.  Nor did they stop there.   After smearing the pages and ruining any hope that they might have had for a political career in the Totalitarian Party, the Totalitarians then turned around and issued Nazi-like remarks, ignorantly stating that homosexuals should be banned from serving in Congress or in other leadership positions.   Am I the only one who sees a striking similarity between this kind of rhetoric and the kind of rhetoric (and behavior) that was directed against Jews in the early days of Nazi Germany when Jewish shops were either destroyed or outright confiscated; when Jews were denied citizenship and banned from marrying German citizens? 
 
Wouldn't it be more accurate to suggest that the Totalitarian party is the Party of Abused Power and Poor Examples?
 
At the risk of spreading myself too thin, I would point out that within the past three weeks this country has seen three tragic school shootings.   The last of which,a tragedy in Pennsylvania  in which five girls were killed, featured a self-confessed pedophile who may well have intended to molest the girls who he ultimately murdered.  As we now know, police discovered a check list of items made by the perpetrator himself; a check list which included:  "tape, eyebolts, a hose, bullets, guns, binoculars, earplugs, flashlights, wood and candles; many of the items were checked off." [5]  Please note that in this particular case, the perpetrator, Charles Carl Roberts, had released 15 boys and three women with infants, but retained the remaining female students.   Recall also, that Roberts had also been married, and presumably was a straight, adult male.  
 
But that isn't the issue here.  The issue here is that we have an administration that has set the tone for and created a culture of death in which this kind of horror can take place.   Do we really need to wonder why children and adults alike are behaving like deranged sociopaths when the sociopaths and narcissists at the top of the political pyramid promote war, torture, intolerance, and hatred of diversity as the natural orders of life?   Good God, look at the kinds of activities that this perverted Administration considers normal under the guise of legitimate interrogation:
 
* putting panties on detainees heads
 
* smearing detainees with phony menstrual blood
 
* strapping detainees in chairs, force feeding them through rubber tubes in their nose and then forcing them to sit in their own fecal matter
 
* connecting electrodes to detainees' genitals
 
*  threatening detainees with savage dogs
 
*  placing plastic bags over detainees' heads and then holding their heads under water
 
*  stripping detainees naked and forcing them into human pyramids
 
*  stripping detainees naked and then forcing them to masturbate in front of their sadistic interrogators
 
*  sticking broom handles into detainees' anal orifices
 
As my team mates might say, " Yeah, those are real indications of normalcy."  And this Administration has the audacity to accuse homosexuals of perversion?   The lunatics are running the asylum.   The power addicts, sociopaths, sexual sadists, and, yes, malignant narcissists, who are running this torture chamber of an Administration have set an example which promotes killing on the least provocation.  
 
As if we should be surprised.
 
We have an Administration that lies and kills at the least provocation.   But will the Administration take responsibility for the lessons that they have taught?  Probably not.   The Totalitarians like to talk the talk when it comes to personal responsibility but they surely do not know how to walk the walk.   That would require morality and decency, and as we all know this Administration is both, indecent and amoral.   Power mongering authoritarians such as Newt Gingrich, Dennis Hastart, John Boehner, and (of course) Tom Delay sat by and did nothing while a wolf in the fold was exploiting young pages.  And now they want to compound the injury by blaming the victims, attacking gays, and  avoiding personal responsibility. 
 
What can I say?   The day that the Extreme Court Appointed George W. Bush as our Fuhrer Select we were all assaulted.   The Bush Administration has been a study in collective mental  rape, and to send a Totalitarian Majority back to either house of Congress would be a little like a rape victim screaming "here I am, rape me again."
 
Count me out.  
 
These bastards have to GO. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Does The Political Climate Have You Worried



Does the political climate have you worried about your family's future?
 
With tyranny on the rampage and a sociopathic (p)resident who claims the right to render, torture, or even murder American citizens without legal consequences, you, as a member of the loyal opposition to rising fascism, may well have rendered what will happen to your family and loved ones if you are kidnapped by covert agents of the illegitimate regime in Washington
 
Wouldn't you like to know that the people you leave behind will be supported financially while you are being stripped, shocked, or water-boarded?  Wouldn't you like to know that your family and loves ones will benefit from a guaranteed level of financial security while you are being forced to masturbate in front of contracted, private interrogators who have just inserted a plastic broom handle in your anal orifice?
 
We at the Rapture Health, Life, and Automotive Insurance Company believe that we have a solution to this potential problem
 
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For a nominal fee of $666 per month, your designated beneficiary will receive no less than $1,400, but no more than $5,000 per month until such time as you are either released or executed.  
 
Act now!   With the rising tide of fascism those who speak out in favor of true American values are in ever increasing danger.
 
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P. O. Box 7734
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Act now--before it's too late
 
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CEO of The  Rapture Health, Life, and Automotive Insurance Company
 
 

Monday, October 02, 2006

CHANGES: We Are Not A Store Window

In recent weeks we have received a number of comments which, when checked out very carefully, are not designed to exchange ideas but to sell various products, both secular and religious.

We really don't mind a fierce debate but we are not in the practice of helping anyone promote their products or merchandise. That is not what this blog is about.

To remedy the situation we have opted to moderate our comments. If you have a strictly religious, personal, or political point of view and if you wish to express it without pitching a product for your own financial benefit you are more than welcome to leave your comments here. We will be more than happy to print them without changes. That said, please remember that both, The Coalition for a Republican-Free America, and her sister blog, Foiling the Fascist Paradigm, are not window displays for those who have products or merchandise to pitch.

We realize this might cause some minor inconveniences for those who wish to express political, religious, or personal ideas, but as I said, we are not a store window and we wish to keep it that way.

Thank you

The Members at the Coalition for a Republican-Free America and Foiling the Fascist Paradigm.