Saturday, July 16, 2005

THE MAKE REPUBLICANS FIGHT THEIR OWN WAR AMENDMENT

Kyle here, still filling in for my kid brother, Brandon.

I have an idea for a new Constitutional Amendment. It reads as follows:

THE MAKE REPUBLICANS FIGHT THEIR OWN WAR AMENDMENT

In keeping with the Republican delusion that Iraqis want a democratic form of government, let it be enacted that the adult children, ages 18 to 35 of those demented individuals who voted for the Bush Cheney ticket in either the 2000 or 2004 election shall be required so serve a minimum of eight years in active combat in either Iraq, Afghanistan, or whatever future war or combat situation the Republicans desire to initiate, no exemptions being allowed for any reason what-so-ever. Be it further enacted that those individuals ages 18 to 35 who actually voted for the Bush-Cheney ticket in 2000 or 2004 shall themselves be required to serve a minimum of eight years in active combat in either Iraq, Afghanistan, or whatever future war or combat situation the Republicans desire to initiate, no exemptions being granted for any reason or reasons what-so-ever. Be it also enacted that the above individuals may have their tours of duty extended by a period of no more than ten years, no exemptions being granted for any reason or reasons what-so-ever. In the event that the 18-to-35-year-old does not report for duty within 30 days of being ordered to do so, said 18 to 35-year-old shall be charged with desertion, and if found guilty permanently exiled from the United States, and its terrotitories. In the event that such an 18 to 35-year-old is found in either the United States or its territories after having been exiled, said 18 to 35-year-old shall be tried on charges of espionage and executed immediately upon the declaration of a guilty verdict, all appeals and pardons, presidential or otherwise, being strictly prohibitted by the terms of this Amendment.

I kind of like this because it would gurantee that the people who so loudly claim to love this war would actually get off their fat, hypocritical asses and fight it without dragging those who said "we told you so" into their interventionist venture(s).

2 comments:

BEAST said...

Excellent suggestion.

That way, those fundies who supported Bush would be exterminated by those whom they have a profound hatred for, i.e the muslim infidels.

Us atheists and liberals can watch the TV everyday and see them getting killed everyday. Tsk Tsk.

taylorSiluwé ..... said...

Great idea ... but one things wrong, Republicans can't fight. They get others to do their dirty work. And Conversative Republicans, with their little prissy bowties, would lose complete bowel control at the thought of going to Iraq.